Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Sign
If you’ve ever muttered “murder is wrong” while aggressively weeding your flower bed, this sign is your soulmate. The funny “gardening because murder is wrong” metal sign makes the perfect gift for women who love their garden and their sarcasm.
It’s weatherproof, bold, and the ideal way to warn neighbors you’ll smile sweetly while deadheading tulips but probably also watch true crime during lunch.
At 12″ x 8″, it fits right into your yard, patio, or porch decor, and adds just enough sass to make your guests laugh and maybe think twice before stepping on your begonias.
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